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Slots Tips
Slots are
the easiest game to play in the casino.
Insert a coin, pull the handle, and then
reach into your purse for more money.
Unfortunately, that's what normally happens
when the house has such an enormous built-in
edge. But that does not mean you cannot at
least close the gap against you and throw in
some fun to boot. So, below are some of my
favorite slot tips to help you overcome this
huge house advantage. These tips will not
guarantee that you'll become an instant
winner, because it's tough to beat a house
edge that generally runs well over 10
percent, but it also doesn't have to be so
tough on your bankroll. Let's get started.
1. The only true skill to playing slots is
machine identification. Example: progressive
machines offer the opportunity to compare
and shop around for the best value. One 25
cent "slot machine carousel" can have a
progressive jackpot of $2600 and another
bank of machines-exactly the same and
standing side by side-$1900. You should
always be looking for the best slot
opportunities possible.
2. Casinos will advertise machines that have
a 98.5 percent payback. WOW! A casino game
holding just a percent and a half, and on a
slot machine no less. But there is a
downside. If you look closely at the
advertisement, it will probably say, "on
select machines." Furthermore, it probably
will not be posted on the machine itself,
and generally will be limited to a single
bank of machines in the casino. Now it
becomes your responsibility to find them.
Easiest way: Ask a slot employee, and if he
or she doesn't know, have one of them ask a
direct supervisor.
3. Las Vegas gives away over one-half
billion dollars in comps each year, and as a
slot player, you deserve your share. Repeat,
you deserve your share. How? Casinos now
offer you the ability to "comp yourself" by
using one of their player's club slot cards.
It is generally based on the number of coins
you cycle through a machine, so you might as
well get credit for all those quarters
you're inserting. Shop casinos for comp
value and find out what you are worth to
them.
4. You always want to treat "comps" as a
form of profit, but you never want to gamble
just to receive them. It's much better to
play a 98 percent payback machine and
increase your winning opportunities than
play machines with a poor return that cycle
more of your coins. Remember that you're
there to stay in action and possibly win,
not lose your bankroll for a free buffet.
5. If you cannot afford to play the maximum
amount of coins, you should not be playing
that denomination of machine. If dollar
slots are too rich for your blood, drop down
to a quarter machine. It is always better
value to play five quarters versus one
dollar, or five nickels instead of one
quarter.
6. I recommend not playing back the credits
you have accumulated. Cash out and take
stock. The problem with playing back credits
is that the longer you stay, the machines
built-in advantage eats away at them. It
doesn't take long to zero out.
7. Avoid restaurant, bar, supermarket and
airport slot machines. Notorious for being
tight.
8. Can't decide which type of slot machine
to play? If you are going to choose between
video poker and slots, play video poker.
Even poor play on a video poker machine will
have a better payback than most "reel" slot
machines.
9. Before you walk away from a machine,
don't forget to press the cash-out button.
Millions are lost each year by gamblers
forgetting their winnings (stored credits).
10. It is your responsibility if destiny
favors you that you receive full payment
when hitting a jackpot. Even with some
relatively small jackpots, if the slot is
short coins in the hopper, you will receive
only a partial cash payment in the tray,
with the balance to be paid by a slot
attendant. If you were to insert more coins
and pull the handle, say good-bye to the
remainder of your jackpot.
11. Read all the posted material on a slot
machine. It is your responsibility to fully
understand all printed information
concerning the number of coins to insert,
lines needed to be lit, prizes or awards. In
most cases, when someone calls a slot
attendant over and complains the machine
"just ripped me off," that individual
generally did not read the pay schedule
correctly.
12. When you insert coins, don't assume all
the tokens register before you pull the
handle. Played five but only four recorded?
SORRY. You will get a sympathetic pat on the
back from the casino, but no money.
13. I recommend avoiding machines that use
video representations of symbols. With these
slots, there is absolutely no way to figure
out what the payoff percentage of that
machine is. For all you know, your true
chances of hitting a major jackpot could be
2,097,152 to one.
14. Most casinos will hold a slot for you
while you go to the restroom, take a short
break, or even go on a buffet run. Just ask
a slot supervisor to reserve your machine
and give a specific time when you will
return.
15. Don't chain yourself to a cold machine,
even if it is your favorite. Why? Because
the longer you stay on any slot, the more
time the machine's built-in mathematical
advantage has to work you over. This is how
casinos build mega-resorts. Time always
works on their side, and they have a
mathematical edge on every slot.
16. Just because you're only playing slots,
you still need to set a loss limit on your
bankroll for both your trip and each
individual gaming session. Divvy up your wad
per playing session, discipline yourself and
stick to it.
17. I'll come clean here. I don't play
slots. But as a local in a casino town, I
know where the locals who do play find the
most cluck-for-the-buck. Simply put, locals
don't play dog machines. So when searching
for high payback machines, ask a few
employees where the locals find the best
slot value. Even if they are not slot
players themselves, they at least know where
their friends like to play.
18. Leave both your credit and bank teller
cards at home so you will not be tempted
with the easy convenience of getting cash.
Also, allow me to take the obvious one step
further. Only bet what you can afford to
lose.
Finally, going to slot heaven-Las Vegas?
Your best return in Las Vegas, and the
country for that matter, are in the casinos
Downtown or N. Las Vegas. Average return on
quarter machines: 95.5 percent. That almost
makes it a decent wager. |